Someone help, I keep leaving bird food in a bucket outside my house and it keeps disappearing! Bird food is valued at infinity dollars each!
Robonaut 3 will have boobs and be handy with a butterfly knife.
Poor tiny hipster girl. Just trying to keep the blood sugar normal.
Lady Ga Ga is like a fresh breath of raunchy air in the current music scene.
You win this time, Smokers! *withdraws to smokeless cave*
Are you sure this wasn't a fan fiction article about Marv from Sin City?
On Dear Owner of the White House At the Corner of Northvale and Southvale Avenues in Little Silver, New Jersey
So glad I was a kid back then and not now, HAHA!
On The 32 Possible Side Effects of Using CHANTIX, a Non-Nicotine Prescription Medicine Specifically Developed to Help Adults 18 and Over Quit Smoking, In Order
Wouldn't it just be cheaper to gargle with bleach each morning? Jebus.
Okay so now everytime I go on vacation somewhere, I'm going to show up at DIA ready to leave. But be way too distracted trying to find the secret Illuminati entrance and wind up missing my flight.
"Welcome to one of the most dazzling months of 2010, dear Taurus! You have been working hard, and now February brings a new and very different influence, one that will bring you more fun, love, and a richer personal life. That's not to say you will have to put your career on hold - not at all. As a matter of fact, this month you will have your cake and eat it, too. In this glorious month, there are cosmic goodies in many areas! What a month, dear Taurus!"
Well then, party at my place!