On 41 Songs By Randy Newman You Should Listen To Before You Bitch About Music Written Expressly For A Childrens' Movie
Her own mother came to meet us at the station,
Her dress as black as a crow in a coal mine
She cried when her little girl got off the train.
Her brothers and her sisters come down from Jackson, Mississippi
In a great green Hudson driven by a Gentile they knew.
Drinkin' rye whiskey from a flask in the back seat
Tryin' to do like the Gentiles do
Christ, they wanted to be Gentiles, too.
Who wouldn't down there, wouldn't you?
An American Christian, God damn!
(I LOVE RANDY NEWMAN SO HARD)
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On The Bookmobile: An Excerpt from "I Don't Care About Your Band"
I love this book so much. I love it so much that I want to do dirty things with it on the first date even though it will never call me again. and then I will drunktext it even though it will never write back.
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On The New Domino's Pizza Recipe: An Extended Taste Test Review From Both Coasts (And an Appreciation of Domino's Exquisite Online User Experience)
#1 This is my favorite thing on the internet today by, like, a million
#2 Really about the Papa Johns? I have scoffed at it for years since I am from New Jersey and I like my pizza made by the mafia in a tiny, independent pizzeria, please. Is it better than whatever else is on seamless? And do they deliver at 3am or whenever I am drunk enough to screw the diet because I need hot, hot, melty cheese in my mouth?
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On 41 Songs By Randy Newman You Should Listen To Before You Bitch About Music Written Expressly For A Childrens' Movie
Is anyone going to see him on Saturday at Town Hall?