Istanbul-based mongol seeking horde for mass pillaging.
I'm more curious about what makes you open these tabs in the first place. Are you hoping maybe this will be the one cronut article you can read to the end of?
Why can't pecans be a month?
This whole debate is like two people fighting on a surfboard during a tsunami. Whoever wins, it won't affect where they eventually wash up, how much it hurts, or what the tsunami destroys.
Wait, so Kreepie Kats were supposed to be compassionate? Very confusion.
Lesson learned: Bob Dylan is lucky he started out back when nobody gave a shit about what 10-year-olds think.
Ye gods - you're old, and you got all the way through that post without saying, 'oh, this band have a Lloyd Cole obsession'?
I lasted 20 seconds. I am now listening to Lloyd Cole.
I am old.
There's "requires therapy" regret and there's "won't friend on Facebook" regret and there's "wish I had ordered the salmon" regret.
Jesus. I've been in marriages that didn't last as long as this self-absorbed letter.
"Here - I got you this Maroon 5 CD."
You'll always find another way to fuck it up.