Istanbul-based mongol seeking horde for mass pillaging.
I'm 33 and Single. What Am I Doing Wrong?
Girl, have you seen the men out there lately? More like What Are You Doing RIGHT.
@Bobby Womack Bill Murray Noah has to get all those wacky animals on the boat, and fancy wife Tilda Swinton just isn't helping!
@Beagle Finnbar is actually their pug.
ur mom was once considered a strange name in brooklyn.....
@shalalas Conflating a dislike of KK and her ilk with a dislike of women or of women's sexuality or expression thereof. It's the laziest form of thinking and not worthy of inclusion in a first draft of an undergrad paper, not to mention on The Awl.
I know April isn't usually the time for resolutions, but if The Awl would resolve to stop publishing bullshit like "She seems really funny, and fun, and I think she knows exactly what she's doing at all times, and that often the arguments I hear people make about her are tied up in their overall feelings about women—that she's stupid, or trashy, or whatever word they prefer meaning "too sexually available"—all subtext for a grown woman who does whatever she wants, who likes her body, who spends lots of time and energy looking a certain way and is happy with what she sees in the mirror" in the new year, that would be great. Thanks!
Men would be markedly improved if they had mouths but no vocal cords.
I think that release probably is unenforceable, but I'd sure like to see that assumption tested.
By djfreshie on Meet The Awl
@Gef the Talking Mongoose
If I lose my number I'm out of here. It's the only reason I keep coming back here. Seriously, the instantly gratifying feeling of superiority to the 200k'ers is pretty much free happiness any time of day.