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Istanbul-based mongol seeking horde for mass pillaging.

On The Top 40 #1 Hits In The History Of Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, In Order

@Dave Bry I still know every word to that song.

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 1:22 pm 0

On On Memory And Honesty And The Line Between Fiction And Non-Fiction

Well, I finished PA today and enjoyed it very much. Recommend!

Does it make a difference that ToE is 3 years older than HaHS?

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm 0

On Hi, What Have You Guys Been Up To?

My awl is so smart but I was worried about my Awl.

Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:15 pm 2

On Dear Mom

Aw, man.

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 2:53 pm 0

On The Internet Talks To The Internet About The Internet, Makes Fun Of You

I.just.can't.

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 2:37 pm 1

On Shocking Rich People Purge at Rich People Social Media Network!

I'm a member of this stupid group and don't know how or why. I have been trying to get out. I'm certainly poor; maybe the key is being more annoying, but it seems that being annoying is a prerequisite for membership. I'm at a loss.

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm 0

On You're Sad Because You Suck Because You're You

@Dave Bry I just bought your book and I hope it doesn't suck. It probably won't though.

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm 0

On Smell Like A Man

<3 u screen name, and this.

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 2:21 pm 1

On Granola Sluts It Up

And wouldja look at Grape's Nuts?

Posted on February 20, 2013 at 11:27 am 1

On Horsemeat Scandal "Breathtaking, Delicious" Say British Politicians

@jfruh At least the slaughterhouses provided a market for horses no one wanted/people couldn't afford to feed/ruined by racing. Now they are just left to starve or shipped over the border to Mexico, which is a worse fate.

Posted on February 14, 2013 at 11:06 am 0