On Hi, What Have You Guys Been Up To?
In internet years, The Awl is Mel Gibson in Forever Young.
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On Man Finally Gets Around To Book From 2010
I didn't read this post.
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On Tomorrow's Right Wing "Obama Oral Sex Joke" Talking Point Today
And the Drudge link goes to... POLITICO! Thanks for playing, folks.
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On The NYC Restaurant Grade App
My mom has this as one of the five bookmarks on her web browser's toolbar. She visits it daily to browse -- not to consult, but browse!
This morning, I emailed her the Times story about punitive violations, such as a 7-point deduction for napkins shorter than the knives and forks. She shot back that exposed utensils could cause contamination. I believe she is writing a letter.
So, in other words, don't use this app. Call my mom.... Wait, no, I mean....
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On Guys Who Sang That "Da-Da-Da" Song Old
@LondonLee It's ovah an done wit, IT'S OVAH. IT'S OVAH.
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On Valentine's #1 Songs: A Chart
[Debates with self over proper placement of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."]
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On My Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With A Scammer From Malaysia Pretending To Be A Beautiful Woman
I am so happy now.
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On There Is Actually A Bad Thing About Drinking Alcohol
The "alcohol + benefits" Google alert: the gift that keeps on giving.
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On Your Street Probably Smells Like Semen Right Now—But It Might Not Next Spring
I'm sure this is great, but that first sentence is a doozy.