On Guys Who Sang That "Da-Da-Da" Song Old
@LondonLee It's ovah an done wit, IT'S OVAH. IT'S OVAH.
Posted on March 5, 2012 at 9:02 pm
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On Valentine's #1 Songs: A Chart
[Debates with self over proper placement of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."]
Posted on February 13, 2012 at 5:36 pm
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On My Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With A Scammer From Malaysia Pretending To Be A Beautiful Woman
I am so happy now.
Posted on December 6, 2011 at 3:51 pm
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On There Is Actually A Bad Thing About Drinking Alcohol
The "alcohol + benefits" Google alert: the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted on July 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm
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On The Daylily, Harbinger Of Your Sweet Death
I am reminded of my unstoppable death whenever I hear Diane Rehm's voice.
Posted on July 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm
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On The Dirty Talk Of The Town: Profanity At "The New Yorker"
Ah, so that's where 1993's "The Beverly Hillbillies" remake got its "HA-ppiness" joke from.
Posted on May 31, 2011 at 1:56 pm
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On Tom Waits, 1983-1987
I saw the brackets without the years and my heart fell through my balls.
Posted on May 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm
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On Let's Blame The Weather
CHEER UP, BALK. Hard times in New York town. But we get through them.
Posted on April 28, 2011 at 4:35 pm
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On The NYC Restaurant Grade App
My mom has this as one of the five bookmarks on her web browser's toolbar. She visits it daily to browse -- not to consult, but browse!
This morning, I emailed her the Times story about punitive violations, such as a 7-point deduction for napkins shorter than the knives and forks. She shot back that exposed utensils could cause contamination. I believe she is writing a letter.
So, in other words, don't use this app. Call my mom.... Wait, no, I mean....