Is not using Twitter the new "I don't own a TV?"
Because I watch the fuck out of TV.
Abortion is only wrong if you travel 2,000 miles to see an abortion doctor you had a gay crush on in high school.
Up until now I wasn't aware something could be both acidic and base.
By C_Webb on Names of the Dead
I'm not richer yet. Is that happening later today?
I know you\'re trying to find some common ground betwixt X\'ers and Millenials, but X\'ers never emitted wet, Code Red/Dorito farts or got winded whilst climbing into a Honda Element for a midnight Chalupa run. We had heroin and we stayed skinny. My message here is simple:
More opiates for the massive.
That is all.
I haven't seen the Obama interview, but I am always annoyed by "The Daily Show"'s audience (although I guess they're better than a laugh track). The writers can come up with a brilliant insight and express it in a deadly quip and get nary a chuckle, and then the fratty jokes and the mentions of pot get interrupted with applause. (I also hate how Stewart scolds the audience for laughing at jokes he didn't write, but that's a different thing I guess.) But "Colbert" is the show that really shouldn't have a studio audience -- they've never been sure whether they're in on the joke or not.
[Mouths "Not true"]
Alternate title: 'Conscience' Neurotransmitter Discovered
This was the milk that tasted like orange juice. It was such a Balk headline, and then when I clicked through, it was a Choire post.
I used to trick or treat at a Gay's house. All I got were VHS copies of "A Star Is Born".