On The Olsen Twins, "Gimme Pizza," The Nightmare Remix

Who needs sleep, anyway?

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm 0

On Up Next: The Frito-Lay Math Hour

Ah, I miss the days when young, attractive women dressed like a mom.

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 3:54 pm 0

On Random New Yorker: Anthony Mastanduno, Reality TV Director

I think they still have one at the Milwaukee Airport.

Posted on September 21, 2010 at 2:11 pm 0

On Kids Totally Know That You're Being Sarcastic

Isn't that ironic! (Doncha think?)

Posted on September 16, 2010 at 1:09 pm 0

On What John Mayer Did On His Summer Vacation

To be fair, it was only his penis that was actually racist.

Posted on August 26, 2010 at 4:52 pm 0

On Amazing Lindsay Lohan Jail/Rehab Video!!!

Who caught the Lady Gaga "Telephone" reference at 0:26? Because, uh, I didn't.

Posted on August 7, 2010 at 6:46 pm 0

On Knave Out-Scoundreled By Crafty Sign-Writing Victim

This case will eventually be settled out of court for one consequence-free glassing and/or knifing.

Posted on July 23, 2010 at 10:37 am 0

On The Walking Is Over For Local Man Who Always Walked

Here in Des Moines, ours wears a jaunty beret and is unreasonably muscular.

Posted on July 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm 0

On What It's Really Like To Be A Copy Editor

That is exactly the question I wanted to ask, too! I can't make up my mind what I think about them!

Posted on July 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm 0

On Please Don't Get The Wrong Idea About Our Amazing Output

R. Ocksuck? What kind of name is that?!

Posted on July 20, 2010 at 3:33 pm 0