If you want trite, look at your fucking twitter: http://twitter.com/CaitlinPodiak
Really? Fall off of your high horse.
Having read your comments, I'm no more boring than yourself. Of course, I guess that's what we "hipsters" do best is criticize each others' boringness and then turn around and be boring in our own self-serving ways. Much like your boring reply to my boring post and my boring reply to your boring reply &c. &c...
No me gusta Gaga. I kind of think she's a hack with a good marketing department -- the McDonald's of music. While what Paglia says isn't spot on, I am glad to see someone actually critique Lady Gaga rather than blindly praise her on being "different" when she isn't.
I vote Anita Baker.
I'm not fancy, so I don't know how to embed links here AND I won't take the time because I just 1) dropped my cigarette and 2) spilled my beer, so cut and paste that link and listen to that buttery voice, follow the emotional journey illuminated in her lyrics, watch her hand gestures, and tell me she isn't a Diva -- capital d.
p.p.s. HOW CAN YOU CUT OFF A PART OF A PERSON WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT???????? Enough said...
And clearly I meant circumcised. Whoops! Too much makers mark and too little grammar. Whoops! (PS. I have to drink because I was sexually mutilated against my choice as an infant).
As a circumsized non-jew I have to say that NO MAN SHOULD EVER BE CIRCUSISED. What. Is. The. Fucking. Reason. Or. Point. I wish I could be uncircumsised. This is a socially acceptable form of mutilation. I WISH I could have a foreskin. Fuck the 70s and 80s. Jesus christ.
People wear flipflops and sweats on planes now. People bring five suitcases aboard and are complete fucktards when it comes to decorum among other passengers, let alone the people in control of your safety. People are dumbfucks -- people try and cram their entire (liquid-free lives and shitty wardrobes) into overhead bins. I am sorry, but if I were in his situation after so many years I feel I would've done the same thing. VIVA flight attendant rebellion. I hate flying with everyone, but I'd love flying with this FA~
Try Telluride if you really feel like some loathing...