@pissy elliott straights can do whatever they want in their private lives; we just don't want them near our browsers.
on the bright side, God promised there would be no sequel.
@camelface Bernard Madoff's son killed himself in town, so this is still technically true
As if anyone under 40 is going to hold a punk rock book signing.
On Meet The Awl
@cinetrix registering quickly for The Awl is the best thing that's happened to me since 2007, personal branding/social media persona-wise. [cries into hands]
very gentlemanly of you to redact his email address, which is apparently still active.
yeah, we all thought content creation was the next big thing. how wrong we all were.
"said Len Riggio" LEN RIGGIO
where's George Gurley when we need him?
On Man With Kickstarter Mask Project Offers Guest Post, Because That Is What Things Are Like Here In 2014
meh, it's no Ostrich Pillow. OstrichPillow.com