On Our Week With Marilyn
@vespavirgin I also think the food at the Cheesecake Factory is kind of strangely delicious, I just can't handle the giganticness of every single part of the Cheesecake Factory experience - the portions (three full chicken breasts in the Chicken Marsala at last count. Three!), the size of the restaurant, the size of the menu. My mom once forgot her glasses and asked for the large print menu and i'm not even kidding, it was like 100 pages long. A friggin phone book.
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On I Am the World's Worst Sperm Donor
Wait, did they at least assign you to a look alike celebrity after you filled out the paperwork? Who did you get? Was it Chevy Chase (young)? James Van Der Beek (Now)? Has there ever been a baby who didn't kinda look like Billy Corgan?
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On Winona Ryder's Forever Sweater
@MisterHippity Agreed. This was hilarious. And now I want one of these non-existent shirts.
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On Who's Afraid Of Lana Del Rey?
@Trilby Oh theres plenty of talk about those lips on the internet if you're looking for it. But yes, they are ker-azzy. That said, I kinda like this song, in the same way I sometimes like dresses at Urban Outfitters.
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On Now It's Generation X's Time To Ruin Culture With Nostalgia
I prefer this to the Catalano Generation.
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On The Best New TV Show of the Fall Season
@ontologicalpuppy Awesome, thanks! Mr. Barnes, here I come.
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On The Best New TV Show of the Fall Season
@ontologicalpuppy What is a uk proxy server and how do I get one? I am DYING for Downton Abbey.
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On It's Cute That New York is Slowly Catching Up with Wisconsin
Hmm, I dunno WIsconsin. I would blame the corn hole thing on the fact that half of Ohio now lives in Brooklyn.
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On Jon Stewart, Stop Hurting America!
Regardless of whether the death penalty is right or wrong, I think the people of the state of Texas should wonder whats going on in their culture (and of course, they aren't alone) that 234 people did things so violent and atrocious that they needed to be removed from society. You can cheer all you want when these people are executed, but it certainly doesn't bring back whoever they killed in the first place.
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On Surprise! Copy Editors Are Destroying America's Newspapers (with PUNS)
@Pop Socket In my opinion, that remains the best Post headline of all time. I did enjoy Axis of Weasel quite a bit as well though.