On A Timeline Of Future Events
@Gef the Talking Mongoose I see a Powell's visit in my near future.
Posted on August 8, 2012 at 1:41 pm
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On NASA Dorks Win Dork World Series
@WindowSeat Steltzner is MINE. The earrings, the poofy hair, and the giant gaudy turquoise ring all point to his batting for my team.
Posted on August 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
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On The Week All of Twitter's Good Will Evaporated
@KenWheaton "Consumer"? One pays for an account on Twitter?
Posted on July 31, 2012 at 2:10 pm
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On "Micro Apartments" and the Nefarious Rezoning of New York
@bassknives So what IS the minimum square footage required for the gas- and water-exchange requirements for the human body? I bet you can't get it for under $1K.
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm
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On Because Whence?
I'm pretty sure I read it first on Videogum during the reign of Lindsayism (Never Forget).
Posted on July 12, 2012 at 11:19 am
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On Notes from My iPhone That Didn't Turn Into Stories This Week
YOUTH: "Great, so I'll pick you up at ten."
LIZ LEMON: "At NIGHT?"
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 3:43 pm
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On Pok Pok Trashed
Posted on June 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm
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On Your 'Girls' Window Is Closing
I successfully avoided Rebecca Black's "Friday" for months, even after the Awl treatment. I'm betting I can avoid knowledge of "Girls" for EVER.
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 7:44 pm
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On One Ring To Rule Them All
I've identified with your opinions about dating since your Suck columns; this near-mid-life wisdom makes me want to go back and look them over, despite how I'll cringe remembering how I used to act in relationships.