On New Jersey Is For Sick Stoners
Now all I need is the New Jersey legislature to recognise periodic apathy as a medical condition, and I'm set.
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:53 am
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On Paper: Nation's Smokers Half-Lunging It
I love smoker solidarity. Got a light?
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:49 am
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On Paper: Nation's Smokers Half-Lunging It
Objectively speaking, smoking IS cool. I invoke Sean Connery in Doctor No. The problem is that we equate 'cool' with 'good' or 'advisable'.
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:48 am
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On Paper: Nation's Smokers Half-Lunging It
It's a depressing sign of rampant half-assery. What ever happened to commitment?
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:40 am
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On Paper: Nation's Smokers Half-Lunging It
I would quit, were it not for the INTERMINABLE ENNUI OF EMPLOYMENT
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:35 am
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On Guest Op Ed: I Fell For a Blind Girl
alternatively, a contract with Doctor Pepper
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
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On Sarah Palin, Fox News Host
Foxxxy in the sense that she ably meets the 'Fair and Balanced' criteria.
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:22 am
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On Sarah Palin, Fox News Host
No, 'occasional series' means 'a regular series would be impractical due to the insane amount of vetting required'
Posted on January 12, 2010 at 10:20 am
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On Paper: Nation's Smokers Half-Lunging It
That's why we stick together. Collective imperviousness to the smell.