On Poisonous Monkey Thing Found Somewhere, Is Already Endangered
Sadly, the thing they do with the slow lorises is they remove all their teeth with pliers before they're sold as pets.
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On To All Neil Young's Friends
Welp. fuck. *Opens iTunes* Here goes an all day long Neil Young binge.
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On So Many Kinds of Rape Now
What's fucked up is that all of this talk about rape/abortions just normalizes the idea that a woman needs to be brutally raped or dying in order to get an abortion. Like as if abortion is already illegal apart from certain exceptions.
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
HOW DO I UNINSTALL 'THE AWL' FROM MY COMPUTERMACHINE?
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On Show Disliked
This show made me feel bad to live in Brooklyn.
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On Just How Many Active Serial Sex Predators Are There in Park Slope?
I am in the area, and I haven't seen any cops out at night. At least they could have a "presence" on the street, right? Its not like they don't know how to blanket the area with cops: they're out in force every time the precious street sweeper is out to hand out parking tickets.
The whole area is getting really lawless. In the playgrounds of PS282 at night, it is basically an open-air drug den. Dozens of people smoking pot out in the open, often playing loud music. It is really strange, like a real life "Hamsterdam" from The Wire.
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On What is the Hamptons "Jitney"? An Answer in Song
Jitney : noun. A bus, but for white people.
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On Our Annual Free Invitation to Visit Israel!
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On The 11 Most Revolting Things Sam Sifton Ate in London
Everything on there is terrible.
But langoustines are fucking amazing.
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On The Complete Glossary of Hipster Hallmarks
I love that you included the dates next to each entry. I made a game of just reading the terms and then guessing the date. I was always off by about 8-10 years. Which makes sense since this is based on the NYT.