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HOW DO I UNINSTALL 'THE AWL' FROM MY COMPUTERMACHINE?

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 11:16 am 2

On Show Disliked

This show made me feel bad to live in Brooklyn.

Posted on April 16, 2012 at 9:39 pm 0

On Just How Many Active Serial Sex Predators Are There in Park Slope?

I am in the area, and I haven't seen any cops out at night. At least they could have a "presence" on the street, right? Its not like they don't know how to blanket the area with cops: they're out in force every time the precious street sweeper is out to hand out parking tickets.

The whole area is getting really lawless. In the playgrounds of PS282 at night, it is basically an open-air drug den. Dozens of people smoking pot out in the open, often playing loud music. It is really strange, like a real life "Hamsterdam" from The Wire.

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 12:12 pm 0

On What is the Hamptons "Jitney"? An Answer in Song

Jitney : noun. A bus, but for white people.

Posted on August 8, 2011 at 12:19 pm 1

On Our Annual Free Invitation to Visit Israel!

Posted on May 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm 0

On The 11 Most Revolting Things Sam Sifton Ate in London

Everything on there is terrible.
But langoustines are fucking amazing.

Posted on May 25, 2011 at 12:03 pm 1

On The Awl Turns Two

I haven't felt this happy since I was named Person of the Year!

Posted on April 20, 2011 at 11:45 am 2

On DJ Kool Herc Is Sick And Unable To Afford Surgery

In the perfect world, most modern artists would owe this guy big royalties.

Posted on January 31, 2011 at 3:05 pm 0

On Simply Red Guy Sorry About All That Sex

I am clearly in the wrong line of work.

Posted on December 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm 0

On Robyn, "When Doves Cry"

That Ani Difranco cover makes me want to go out and punch people.

Posted on November 19, 2010 at 11:00 am 0