How To Split A Check At A Restaurant
Eating dinner with a group of people at a restaurant can be fun. You know what's not fun? Trying to figure out who owes what when the check comes—when Jenny, like, only got the roasted beet and goat cheese salad, but Freddy got some stupid $38 hamburger (THE MEAT IS FROM PAT LaFRIEDA, OKAY?!), but Jenny had three cocktails compared to Gabby’s single glass of Pinot, so maybe Jenny actually owes more than everyone else, because those cocktails were $16 each (THE BARTENDER, EXCUSE ME, "MIXOLOGIST," USED ANGOSTURA BITTERS AND HAND-CHIPPED ICE, OKAY?!), but Franny says she owes less since she didn’t even order an entree on her own, even though she definitely took bites from half the main courses at the table, which was super annoying (ugh, such a Franny move), and everyone went to a stupid liberal-arts college so no one has the math skills to properly figure this out, and, you know what, this totally isn't even worth the aggravation, the waiter looks like he wants to stab us with a salad fork, why didn’t I sit at home and get a pizza delivered, I don’t even really like you people! So yeah, splitting the check can be stressful. Here's how to deal. READ MORE
How To Date A White Bitch (Advice For The Non-White Dude)
In her Huffington Post primer "How to Date an Indian (Advice for a Non-Indian)," Andrea Miller, the CEO of trusted relationship advice website YourTango, lays out a multitude of reasons as to why Indian folks-"innately gracious, social creatures"-make perfect spouses. Miller, you see, is married to a perfect hunk of brown male straight out of New Dehli, which thus gives her "pretty good perspective on the desirability of the people from the world's largest democracy-and how to woo them." READ MORE
Names of Television Shows and Movies that Resonated With Me, While Channel Surfing on Sunday Between the Hours of 12-8 PM in an Empty House on the East End of Long Island, Drinking Bourbon and Contemplating the Dissolution of a Two-Year Relationship (Mostly My Fault)
"Doubt," Starz
"On Edge," ABC
"The Heartbreak Kid," TBS
"The Soloist," HBO
"Someone Like You," HB02
"You Kill Me," HBO Zone
"State of the Union," CNN
"Road to Perdition," TNT
"Living Hell," Syfy
"The Debrief," NBC
"The Terminator," CW
"Female Forces," The Biography Channel
"Storm Stories," The Weather Channel
"Six Feet Under," Universal HD
"Raw," WNJU
"Girlfriends," Women's Entertainment Network
"Tough Love," VH-1
"Ax Men," The History Channel
"The Incident," Hallmark Movie Channel
"Are We Alone?" The Discovery Channel
"Life (Part 2)," PBS READ MORE
