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On Nostalgia Is Not New

@jolie the very first spat I ever had with my bestie occurred over who had dibs on a stretchy, purple-beaded choker from contempo casuals.

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm 0

On 'Fanny Hill': Weapons Of Pleasure

oh please, let the next selection be "Lace." PLEASE. I've been looking for an excuse to re-read it and this would be perfect.

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm 0

On In Arizona Even The Pets Want To See Your Papers

is the newscaster trying to say that it's unusual for a burglar to have blond hair and green eyes? the four paws thing kind of felt like a throwaway.

Posted on May 21, 2010 at 10:26 am 0

On Wet Wet Wet

I kicked an enormous fucking rat who was attempting to flee the deluge. I guess I'm happy that I was wearing rainboots and not sandals?

Posted on March 30, 2010 at 10:23 am 0

On Stephin Merritt "Makes Lou Reed Look Like 'Little Orphan Annie'"

I love him so much that I wish he wasn't gay so that he could be my shitty, shitty boyfriend.

Posted on February 4, 2010 at 2:43 pm 0

On Movies I Have Walked Out Of, by Julie Klausner

that's my "i can never watch this fucking movie again" movie!

Posted on January 20, 2010 at 1:34 pm 0

On Possibly Satirical (But Probably Not!) Piece on Gay Renunciation

he looks like bobby flay. I don't know if this makes me more or less convinced if his conversion.

Posted on January 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm 0

On Scantily Clad Vandal Defaces Iconic Symbol Of Loose Slots

has he been to Poland lately?

Posted on December 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm 0

On On the Internet, No One Has To Know You're A Lady. Problem Solved!

but what about the case of LolCait? did he become more beloved once his possession of a wang was made public?

Posted on December 14, 2009 at 5:05 pm 0

On Flicked Off, with Dan Kois: Tom Ford's 'A Single Man'

agreed. that movie made me ACHE. there is no way I will ever put myself through that emotional hell again.

Posted on December 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm 0