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jtotheizzoe

Science serfdom, I like to play outside.

On The Day I Ran Out Of Ideas

You could do at least 5 posts about the painful journey of non-discovery. People get famous for that shit. Usually because of early suicide, but HEY!

Posted on May 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm 0

On Vanishing Point (Your Memes Reviewed): #DeleteYourTwitterIf

This should be a regular column. We deserve to be re-fed our digested memes, so we can taste their silliness.

FIRST?!omg1

Posted on April 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm 0

On How To Get Rid Of The New Thing From The Company That Knows All

The only thing people are Buzzing about is Buzz. This makes Twitter look purposeful.

Posted on February 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm 0

On I Am Proud To Live In A World Where We Can Watch Dinosaurs Fucking

Only remaining question: Will Mike Rowe narrate?! This will help the romance.

Posted on February 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm 0

On I Am Proud To Live In A World Where We Can Watch Dinosaurs Fucking

The Try-ass-ic Period

Posted on February 9, 2010 at 8:17 pm 0

On What Is The Deal With: Ke$ha?

Is this what it was like to live through disco? I think our children will resent us for this.

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 4:03 pm 0

On Minibike Service Lets You Drink With Confidence

They have this in Austin, too. It's called Square Patrol, they dress like physics teachers and they are non-profit, tips-only.

Except they just got all their scooters stolen. So that didn't work out so well. Nerds are always getting the shaft.

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm 0