By Moff on A Treasury of the World's Worst Online Dating Stories

I went on a first date where the chick TOTALLY LIED about a number of things ("Vegas? I love Vegas!" she exclaimed when I said I was going there on a business trip. She had never been to Vegas). She pretended to like science-fiction novels when she found out I did. She also made me take her home early because she didn't want to miss Gilmore Girls, and she got bizarrely freaked out when a button her pants came off, like she thought (hoped?) that now I was going to yank them down on Amsterdam Avenue and have my way with her. Later she blogged about the whole date without my permission.

Still married her.

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 3:24 pm 13