On Ignorant Backwater Bans Restaurant with the Name "Fuku"
Always looking for an excuse to post this.
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On Will Crazy Cows Turn My Brain Into Swiss Cheese?
Hooray for posts that help explain the play on words that is my handle.
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On Fish Tripping Balls
Finally! My blogging Venn diagram now has common space between the Awl and Monsterfishkeepers.com!
Worlds are colliding, Jerry!
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On Gawker's "Fox Mole" Raided
@Jeremy Mesiano-Crookston You're the faux mole! (ehhh sorry it's early)
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On Your Stress Thoughts
Pretty much all my stress thoughts are related to OKCupid or aquarium fish. As for how the two are related, chicken:egg.
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On Cheese Fake
And here I am hoping for a sword and armor made of soft cheese.
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
Conveniently, this came ~2 weeks after the poorly written, pissy note I wrote AJ about killing Pope Peeps' account, where I said I was done commenting on there.
I mean, it's been like 2 years since my Gawker star's been cool enough to use in bar flirting anyway.
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On Thirty Songs Named For People Named Jane, In Order
Bah, Velvet Underground's Sweet Jane is BY FAR #1, to the point where I'm actually insulted that it's in the #2 spot.
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On Why I Am Leaving the Muppets
I know a certain accented chef who might have work for you.
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On Mitt Romney's Shocking Secret: I Was a Teen Illiterate!
Are you sure that this was not ghost-written by Professor Irwin Corey?