On Fall Preview

I'd say you have the Mondays, but then what would I say to you tomorrow?

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 11:03 am 1

On An Awl Programming Note

How many times have you promised me a newsletter you ass-swipes? Stop it! Goes in corner and cries.

Posted on August 28, 2014 at 11:39 am 0

On How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

Puto needed. God you stupid ass gringos.
dictated via swift key.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 1:47 pm 0

On Tove Styrke, "Even If I'm Loud It Doesn't Mean I'm Talking to You"

Now my inner thighs are all sweaty.

Posted on June 18, 2014 at 10:37 am 0

On Death to Negronis

Annually, on 5-28, we collectively scream that it's motherfucking negroni season. And so it goes. So fun.

Posted on June 8, 2014 at 4:13 pm 0

On This

maybe this time la la la

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 11:09 am 0

On A Postcard from San Francisco

In LA our assholes are out and proud. I'm not sure we're ready for these SF assholes camouflaged as the priced-out middle class.

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 10:40 am 3

On Fucking Steak And How To Cook It

Those were heady days, the Awl's recipe wars. Memories.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 12:09 pm 3

On Meet The Awl

Congratulations. How wonderful for you.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 2:18 pm 4

On Here's The New Thing We're Pretending Will Save Us

Sheepishly cuddling with my Vitamix. Better than a puppy.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm 0