On Meet The Awl

Congratulations. How wonderful for you.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 2:18 pm 4

On Here's The New Thing We're Pretending Will Save Us

Sheepishly cuddling with my Vitamix. Better than a puppy.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm 0

On Talking Heads Albums, In Order

List sucks because Fear of Music had "Cities", which is like the Balk guide to life.

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm 0

On The Last JFK Assassination Extravaganza

Better this than the GenX Courtney killed Cobain 50th anniversary I know you punks are planning. :)

Posted on November 22, 2013 at 10:54 am 1

On Bagels, In Order

The only thing that suck balls worse than this fucking list is the tags to this fucking list. NO CHEESE? Retract this post or I burn it down. Also, I'm sleepy. Night.

Posted on October 26, 2013 at 3:00 am 0

On Woman Who Used To Be Little Girl Does Sexy Dance, Says Sexy Thing

We can't stop. Heh. Good one.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 9:24 am 0

On X and Blondie: How Enemies Become Frenemies Become Friends

Last week they played the State Fair of Texas. Debbie was really hilarious. John Doe too: My favorite line: "Who the fuck books us to play a State Fair?"

Posted on October 4, 2013 at 11:45 am 1

On Norman Rush, "Subtle Bodies"

So, a neg on "Very Recent History" I take it. Harsh.

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 1:40 pm 0