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On "It's Not About Scale": Defending the iPad's Magazine Sales Numbers

Porn. And I\'m not talkin bout that seamlessly app delivered, hell or even flash delivered, smutt. This is the straight torrented .avi type of shit we used to keep gigs of on our computers back in 2001. ohhh yeah

Posted on October 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm 0

On NPR Should Have Let Juan Williams Go Years Ago

I think it's time Guy Noir and the Click and Clack brothers make their views on the deficit vs. further stimulus known, given their reach and influence.

Posted on October 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm 0

On Man Smokes His Way To Century Mark

Hero

Posted on September 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm 0

On Alvin Greene Update

Oh man I WISH Nate Silver was my boy friend *sigh*

Posted on June 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm 0

On Yes, But Does God Wear Toenail Polish?

Isn't it great that science has discovered we all exist, I was holding out for this just being Hurley's dream.

Posted on May 18, 2010 at 11:05 am 0

On Is There Anyone Your Supplicant President Will Not Prostrate Himself Before?

And here I thought we weren't living in 16th century Europe or feudal japan with a rigid social code of gestures that enshrine our monarch's divinity. Silly me!

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 2:39 pm 0

On Live Blogging Today's Big Events!

I bet this would look really good on an ipad...

Posted on January 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm 0

On Obama Surrenders To Mob, Mob Unimpressed

Which Simpsons episode is that from btw? Its rare that Homer is part of (rather than the victim of) the violent mob.

And you've got Skinner and Comic guy too. That's one Simpsontastic mob.

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm 0

On Obama Surrenders To Mob, Mob Unimpressed

Nah! This is just a meta form of self flagellation where I get to beat up on liberals for the fact they can't help but ALWAYS beat themselves up.

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 11:37 am 0

On Obama Surrenders To Mob, Mob Unimpressed

Dear Democrats,

This is obviously a really shitty plan. Obviously. But Obama is our President for the next threeish years. Things are desperate. He's clearly calling a hail marry.

Instead of bitching about how we're a rushing team and its only second and twelve, how bout we just grunt and try to execute. Let's practice what that'd look like:

- Praise Obama's bipartisanship and courage for tackling a deficit problem millions of Americans are worried about
- Pivot IMMEDIATELY to point out that health care, cap and trade, other awesome progressive things would ALSO reduce the deficit
- Ask pleadingly why Republicans aren't doing more and therefore hate and therefore feast upon the brains of kittens, children, etc...

Or you know we could just get all weepy and listen to "Yes We Can" on repeat while drinking ourselves to death in the darkness.

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 11:21 am 0