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On The 50 Best Versions Of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," In Order

No Local H? Come on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBqoLGrCjKM

Posted on November 24, 2013 at 1:03 am 0

On The U.S. Needs To Retire Daylight Savings Time And Just Have 19 Time Zones—Nine Minutes Apart

The delegation from New Jersey objects to Wyoming getting Piney Time. The Pine Barrens and its attendant Pineys are in South Jersey.

Posted on November 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm 0

On People Have A Difficult Time Following Rules, Being Quiet

Septa instead of SEPTA? Patco instead of PATCO? But the LIRR stays unmolested? Someone must've switched the Wsj's style guide with the Necronomicon.

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 6:05 pm 0

On How to Win the Nobel Prize in Literature

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union is analogous to giving an Oscar to SAG, not Alf.

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 11:06 am 0

On Scary Bastard Old

Secret Window, Secret Garden still keeps from ever feeling safe in an empty house, even after John Turturro ruined the John Shooter character.

Posted on September 21, 2012 at 11:24 am 1

On The Thirty Year Smoking Plan

So I can stop feeling guilty about turning 30 and still smoking, since I only started when I was 21?

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm 0

On Women Unamusing

Seems Balk got to the... ROOD of the problem.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm 0

On Women Unamusing

In this episode, the Telegraph does not copyedit, leading Balk to copy and paste the typo, leaving scores of readers wondering what the joke actually is.

Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:22 pm 2

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

No comment.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 11:52 am 2

On If You Are Reading This The Sun Has Not Killed Us All (Yet)

That is a direct quote from today's Washington Post Crickler.

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm 0