On Men Who Can Wear Shorts
Gold Bond was invented so men wouldn't have to wear shorts.
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On Would You Trust 7-Eleven To Make Your Beer?
Perfect complement to Duane Reade sushi.
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On If Jesus Christ Was Really Packing A Dong That Big I Would Probably Worship Him Too
Is anyone else offended by the two menstruating vaginas on his hands?
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On The End of the 00s: So Lax, by Katie Bakes
Enjoyed the post, but I have to take issue with Katie's definition of an asshole.
Anyone who grabs a stranger's pizza, takes a bite, and then thanks them with a smack on the ass, sounds like the worst kind of asshole. He also starts sentences with "like" and says "seriously" too much. That's three strikes against Brendan, which, by the way, is a name reserved exclusively for entitled assholes.
Maybe I'm confusing privileged pricks for entitled assholes again, but I don't think so.
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On Public Apology: Dear Wendy Metzger
At least you didn't sprout wood. The first and last time I wore silk boxers was at a junior high dance.
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On Sasha Frere-Jones On Jesus Lizard
At a show in Fitchburg in '96 Yow did this great stage dive, and the mosh pit split like the red sea. After belly flopping, he got up, threw about five punches, and returned to the stage like nothing happened.
All of the people there to see Rage Against the Machine were really scared.
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On Harvard Grads "Relieved" There Are No Wall Street Jobs
Amherst College: where old money finally runs dry.
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On A Bad Day For Things That Other Things Go On
"They were so dazzled by the transformation of the cafeteria that they hardly noticed the missing trays. The renovated dining hall has three slate fireplaces and a half-dozen food stations, including a do-it-yourself griddle for eggs."
And Skidmore only costs $50K a year. Make use of that griddle, kids, because a liberal arts degree and $200K in student loans don't mix.
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On Jesus H. Christ On A License Plate
This plate won't stop me from flipping off the Betty Bluehair clogging up the passing lane.
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On Three Rotten Classic Books I Never Want to See Again
@nadaturf: Your comment reads like a middling youtube comment stream. Maybe you thought it sounded smart. It doesn't. And your little "non-classic" conspiracy theory makes you sound like some med-fest mouthbreather who couldn't make it through a chapter of some Dean Koontz novel, nevermind anything in the literary canon.