On Polly Asks: New York Magazine Wants Me to Write Ask Polly For Them. Should I Tell Them to Piss Off?

Yay! You deserve this, Polly. I'm a little nervous about a wider troll pool, but dickweasels are people too and they might learn something. Now go eat all of the cheese,

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 5:23 pm 4

On Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

@Subway Suicide@twitter Totally right. In some way, this kind of over-concern infantilizes women and accomplishes the opposite of whatever "I-get-it-ness" the LW is going for. Women are adults too, yo! Now go out and get yourself some.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 5:48 pm 2

On Ask Polly: You Are Not Uniquely Fucked

People who own their brokenness are far and away the most interesting folks around. LW, your LIFE is your barnstorming first novel. Even though you might not believe it right now, coming as far as you have is a great work in itself. And let me tell you, there's something about being 29 that's FRAUGHT with the feeling that things that haven't even begun for you yet are already all over. It's all okay. You'll be amazed down the road at how it all works out, whatever that means for you.

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 8:42 pm 2

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Clingy and This Terrifies Me

Man, do I get this. Really beautiful work once again, Polly. When I was in my teens and twenties I also believed that my value in the world solely depended on my sparkling wit and ability to be OKAY I'M OKAY I'M GREAT SERIOUSLY SEE HOW FUNNY AND GREAT I AM? Then I got some therapy and made some truly good friends and began to unwind all the false bravado that hid the hideous monster I called "The Dark Thing." The pendulum took a wide swing for awhile, until I was nothing but a squishy cryface all.the.time. That might happen to you, LW, but it's okay. Sometimes there's no way around the messy work we have to do to become who we really were all along. All the best to you.

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 2:40 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I Had a Stillbirth and My Husband Totally Lacked Empathy

@beetnemesis I thought Polly's advice was superhumanly empathetic toward the LW's meathead husband. I would've been on the first plane home and shipped all of hubby's shit to his asshole friend's house. Suffering a stillbirth is a big fucking deal. And you think SHE'S petty and immature? As for "not being gracious to the husband, since it's basically forcing him to choose between them" -- I just. No.

Posted on July 3, 2014 at 6:06 pm 1