Scientists are still trying to find the creature's apocryphally documented but never photographed Sea Monkey palace.
Choire only follows 282 people, probably only half of whom are males, and a smaller subset of whom are recognizably journalists. Anyone with enough time on their hands to check 100 or so Twitter accounts for multiple hate RTs?
Indeed, but every trend story needs three examples.
Correct again. You're on a roll.
They're on pretty hard deadlines. Writing something like this is pretty different from puking out five topical microstories an hour.
Interesting -- would have been even more persuasive with some examples of folks ruling the roost in 2009 who arrived in NYC in 1999.
Correct. Insipid, like the boring guy you're stuck sitting next to at a wedding, babbling about what he's been watching on TV.
Well, that was beyond insipid. It was like being trapped in the beer pong room with some bloviating, hungover fratdouche.