On A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

Jesus Christ someone please make this guy listen to Ice Cube's "Death Certificate"

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 12:03 pm 0

On Has Your City Been Marked For Death Yet?


Posted on September 16, 2014 at 4:12 pm 0

On The Mathematics of Re-Calibration

To answer your question: the police.

Posted on September 16, 2014 at 12:19 pm 2

On When a Man Grabs You on the Subway and Tries to Drag You Down a Flight of Stairs

Back in my day, we never laid hands on a woman, and when men had a dispute to settle, we squared up and fought with fair ones..... I'm barely out of college. Also, the guyabera fuckboi sounds like he does way too much blow.

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 2:42 pm 0

On Memes and Misogynoir

Those are not memes. Those are image macros. Racism
Are the memes.

Posted on August 28, 2014 at 4:11 pm 1

On Moon Stupidly Shaped

lmao the moon can eat my equatorial bulge.

Posted on July 31, 2014 at 11:21 am 0

On Moral Calculus Elucidated

frankly the problem with ebooks is, wtf do you do with them when you're done? a paper book can have hella owners so whoever buys it new knows theyre subsidizing hella future reads but an ebook? man who the heck borrows an ebook?

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 3:47 pm 0