On All the New Yorker Story Roundups You Should Read While the Stories Are Still Unlocked, As Well As All the New Yorker Stories They Link To
NO I WILL NOT READ ANY OF THEM I WILL BE BUSY FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE MEDITATING ON THE AMPLITUDE OF OCEAN WAVES WHILE WORKING ON MY SUNTAN
lmao thought catalog is wild irrelevant, but on the other hand, have any of you read the rap genius guy's review of whole foods?
a pallid meme, too clever by half
I also recently cancelled my comcast service. After giving them a cancellation date, I got transferred to a "customer retention rep" or whatever. So I hung up!
i would rather eat a raw turkey bratwurst than live there