On Dear Emily
1/ Where are the sweatpants now?
2/ Did you consider them "your lucky sweatpants?"
3/ Are you telling this story because of St. Patrick's day?
4/ Will gray sweatpants work to attract a potential wife or must they be green?
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On The Worst Festivus Ever
Thanks, Foster. It was also nice meeting you! There's nothing to miss, since I'm still alive and will be around, I hope, for years to come doing lots of interesting things for you to love and hate.
As to the Festivus book, the first edition of mine came out in 2005, the same year as Dan's book, and a week earlier in fact. His is about his family's holiday, about its origins. Mine is about the way the world has adapted Festivus for its own uses since Seinfeld. There was an updated edition of my book issued in paperback in 2008.
My new email is allen.salkin@yahoo.com. The cell is the same.
Hope to see you around soon -- a
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On A Quick Note Regarding Allen Salkin’s Return
That is a big snake. Also, when is Doree making me latkes?