"Note to the sleepless and the lonely"? Now that's good SEO hustle!
@HereKitty Good grief, they're also livetweeting @ChristmasCatsTV. Dammit, Choire!
@Clarence Rosario Something actually throwing heat would have more cats gathered around it, methinks.
He's also in Dominick & Eugene, which is beyond atrocious. But Pinto!
@Emily As a recipe for terrible breath, however, it is nearly perfect.
Sent this post to a German-American friend. Entire response: "This is disturbing and revolting."
The Awl proprietors seem to be working at cross purposes. Say the war against trees succeeds, and the denuded Earth experiences the inevitable consequences, namely drying out from constant exposure to the sun and eventually becoming a barren wasteland dotted with dust dunes and pocked with craters. In other words ... the Earth becomes the MOON.
Or they could just pop across the street to the Port Authority and snap up the least strung-out-looking Greyhound dispatcher or a disoriented Midwesterner -- anybody who can come up with more than one interesting story per week and get rid of that front-of-the-book atrocity that looks like those stupid Lululemon bags with all the writing on them.
Yes, I have strong feelings about this.
Letter writer, you are not an idiot. This must have been really difficult to write, and you had the courage to write it. We don't know much else about you, but we know that you are brave! Please listen to Polly -- you deserve better than what you're letting yourself have now.