17. Why do you have a cat on your head, do you hate birds?
But can you feed them after midnight?
@laurel I've never paid for an app, but I'd pay for that one.
On Ask Polly: My Husband Has Road Rage, An iPad Addiction, Terrible Breath, And Hasn't Worked In Years!
"Are you so disgusted with yourself that you can only feel secure if you're with someone who's helpless and angry and lost?"
LW #1, my heart goes out to you. Please listen to Polly.
Great, now I want a steak.
May need to rethink the plan to decorate exclusively with the heads of my vanquished enemies.
On second thought, nah.
@SidAndFinancy Kudos to you, ma'am or sir. (This thread makes me feel formal.)
@melis No big mystery: Logged into both, not paying close attention.
@Alex Balk :(
Aw, shucks, no SCRATCHING AT THE INSIDE OF HIS COFFIN tag?