@mathnet [cough] Reality check for you too, though: Stop commenting and maybe get a lawyer [cough]
From the car owner, Melissa Leon · Plum Senior High School
"The boys mother said she is mad that I had left my keys in my car. Even through my keys were in my purse that she didn't know. Your son went through my purse took my keys then stole my car. He had come on to property that wasn't him went thought belonging that wasn't his and stole my vehicle. I know when I was 14 I knew right from wrong. My mom once made me take a pack of gum back that I had stolen when I was 10. And that family does not live in that neighborhood so another thing when I was 14 I was not permitted to leave my street. So I have a question where was the mother? I am 20 years old just graduated college worked 3-4 jobs for 3 years now ranging about 100 hours a week. My car was paid off cash. And for someone to take that away from me and tell me it's my fault..well lady apparently you need a reality check." ( http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-east/parkway-crash-closes-inbound-lanes-near-churchill-648738/ )
And this is my other favorite part: "The boy's mother said she doesn't think police should have followed her son. 'He had no right to chase my son. It could have been a situation where maybe it was just a joyride down the street. Maybe he wanted to go further than he felt like walking,' she said."
"It's great that she taught him how to drive a blame shift." --my friend Gregory.
@cherrispryte Is this it? http://gizmodo.com/5850999/motorists-warned-not-to-listen-to-the-worlds-most-relaxing-song
@cherrispryte Yesssssss it was on RadioLab maybe? I want to know too!
Dohm-DS Dual Speed Sound Conditioner by Marpac (formerly known as the Sleepmate/Sound Screen 980A) IS IT.
@mathnet Um, seriously. I understand all you were parenthetically mentioning is that formula is not automatically the more convenient baby-feeding option portrayed in the column above. That is true! And then Moff came and fucked it all up.