On Where Am I? And What Time Is It?

OK, but first how do you kill and cook a wildebeest?

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 8:21 pm 0

On A Letter From Tolstoy

@Fyodor Dostoyevsky@facebook True.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 5:48 pm 0

On Is Your Anxiety Medicine Making You Feel Anxious And Should You Be Worried About That?

Just like cigarettes, really

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 8:50 pm 0

On A Letter From Tolstoy

Culture clash, obviously. Those dark Slavs will never understand Anglo/Celtic humour. You'll never meet a Slavic Monty Python fan; and you won't find a lot of jokes in War and Peace.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 8:46 pm 1

On The Toilet Man

What a load

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 8:19 pm 0

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

Just as long as they have Sodom, Gomorrah and a Golden Ass, I'm in.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 8:17 pm 0

On The Tragic Life of Ugly Birds


Posted on March 28, 2014 at 8:15 pm 1

On The One School You Can Send Your Daughter To Make Her "Lean Into" A Rich And Famous Man

Spoiled little brats. Bring back the cane, I say.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 6:45 pm 0

On Why Aren't We Microwaving As Many Things As We Used To? The Answer Contains Two Seemingly Contradictory Reasons That Go Right To The Heart Of The American Character.

Haven't these guys heard of Barbara Kafka? Lots of fresh stuff cooks really well in a microwave. Not to mention bacon.

Also, true fact, microwaves have very strong magnets inside -- strong enough to make some people dizzy when they stand next to them.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 7:31 pm 0

On Snooze Vindicated

(1) Obviously hasn't heard of the butterfly effect: it is by no means certain that if he had got out of bed the lorry would have crashed into his house.
(2) Why did Mrs Dugan, 42, put on her pyjamas after she got out of bed?

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm 0