So the Brits have started to use "hospitalize" now, have they? No doubt "burglarize" is next. The world gets a little bleaker every day.
You're a natural. Keep at it.
Maybe they'll make Local Hero II.
On Cookware Big
Satire is dead
"Anyway, you could press buttons to dial a call! It was AMAZING. If someone asked you for someone else's number you would pantomime the physical act of dialing to help yourself remember it."
For your information, young man, "dialing" really refers to the earlier kind of phone where you put your finger in a hole and rotated the dial until it hit the stop.
This was great, thanks! Some of the smartest people used to work at video stores. Wonder where they go now. Starbucks?
Perplexed, though, why you should care who your ex was dating, if she was your ex.
Hilarious. Thx. Big hug.
They didn't include mammals with enlarged prostates, however. Mammals with enlarged prostates have time to read pretty much the entire oped page of the NY Times while doing their morning micturition. Or so I've heard.
Apparently Ayn Rand found it a little tricky, too:
@eriklazer You need to get yourself some loafers.