On The William Shatner Twitter Show Will Apparently Meet One Set Of Expectations
You didn't miss much.
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On Woman Dressed In Sumo Suit Stars In Story For The Ages
"Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright..."
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On Real America: Guess BP's Stock Price on Christmas Eve, Win One BP Share
$49.72
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On The Jeb Bush Presidential Trial Balloons Launch!
Ah, but there are always Cheneys.
My late mother is probably turning in her grave. Despite being a very conservative lady indeed, she despised Bush the First. "He has a mouth like a letter-box", she would say. She also loathed Bush the Second. "A rotten son-of-a-bush," was her early verdict. I wish she was still around to give me a terse comment on Bush Trois.
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On Don't Ask Christopher Hitchens About Anything But Himself
Sadly, he's neither stupid nor a cunt, IMHO. I liked him a whole lot better as 4th International kinda activist. Oh fuck...that's TOTALLY outré these days, isn't it.
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On Everyone Agrees: That Second Circuit NYPD Decision Blows
I bet Sharron Angle and her friends get REALLY pissed about this.
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On Houston Local News Show Explains Where Heart Attacks Come From
This is obviously bogus. No true Texas recipe can fail to include a pound or two of mayonnaise, and that includes horse d'oeuvres, entrées and desserts.
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On Sarah Palin's Daughter Asking Up To 30K Per Speech
Who remembers that the twin city of Bristol is Brest? London Lee, perhaps?
The whole Palin circus is disgusting to behold. Pretty soon, they'll get the little Downs' kid to do wacky tricks on stage for tips.
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On How Do You Lose Your Job, Put On Your Pajamas and Find Happiness?
I recently lost my job, but I don't use pajamas. I wonder if it's possible to be happy anyway. Sounds like a pretty stupid book to me. Don't think I'll bother reading it.
Interesting turn of phrase "lost my job". I didn't lose mine at all, I know exactly where I left it. It was taken away as part of a cut. So the phrase might rather be "had my job taken from me".
Words do have meaning, after all.
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On The Rich Crave Release From Their Shackles!
A con is still a con, even if it's a neo-con. Looks like a high-street hairdresser, and has the morals of a fucking cuckoo.