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On The Great Las Vegas Monorail Fail

Monorails are the last remaining relic of an America optimistic about the future; a future of clean cities, meals-in-a-pill, and mass transit 50 ft off the ground. Write your local representative and demand that we bail out monorails. Too awesome to fail!

Posted on January 14, 2010 at 11:43 am 0

On Sarah Palin Makes Us Cringe

ooo, I'd watch that! I think you just saved NBC.

Posted on January 14, 2010 at 11:22 am 0

On POLL: WHY AM I LOSING THIS POLL?

http://www.free-hd-divx.com/?u=10&t=MV_21

Mediaeiouandsometimesyites take on the Awl:

Smart
Loyal readers, and great comments

but...
Smart and profitable a "rare breed", may bite the dust in the near future

Solution? Monetize the comments bitches

http://evony.com/

Posted on December 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm 0

On Sarah Palin Knows Exactly What She's Doing

it's the visible hand of the market... or possibly Jon Meacham

Posted on December 17, 2009 at 11:23 am 0

On Real America, with Abe Sauer: Garrison Keillor Will Die

I wonder how Garrison Keillor feels about mixed-media marriages.

http://futureupdate.wordpress.com/2009/05/27/california-supreme-court-overturns-law-barring-human-robot-marriage/

Although I can't agree with Future Update's prediction that gay marriage will be legalized by 2013. Not unless all the conservative over-50’s suddenly explode under strain of their inchoate tea-bagging rage, or the White House reveals that Lady Gaga is, in fact, Obama’s stage persona.

Posted on December 16, 2009 at 4:26 pm 0

On How To Make Jokes and Puns

Following a penetrating probe of the body of evidence, investigators hard on the case say their review is nearing a climax as they assertain new details about the case; however a few holes remain to be fingered out, leaving members of the unit scratching their heads until a more complete picture cums to light. Cock.

Posted on December 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm 0