On Where Do Liberals Say They'll Move Now if Obama Loses?
No lie! I had a dream last night that Santorum won (!) and we moved to Sao Paulo.
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On Old Man Explains That Things Were Better In His Day
@HiredGoons That's pretty good. But back when I was writing ironic reflection, we had more authenticity and really ... (etc. etc. but, really, that was a fun read thanks for sharing it!)
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On Old Man Explains That Things Were Better In His Day
My generation never complained about how unique we were and how things were different when we were coming up. Generations today aren't like that, it's what set us apart.
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On 'The Artist' And What Makes A Movie 'Foreign'
"If The Artist wins, it will be the first really 'foreign' movie ever to have done so, even though it won't count." Oh, I don't know. I'd certainly classify silence as a foreign language in this country.
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On Free Subway Rag Now Literally Destroying America
Has journalism descended into next-level cynicism, or is it simply an extension of the same attitude that has infected our political system at larOH MY GOD A FREE 6 MONTH NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION!
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On It's Time for Michelle Obama to Get Pregnant
This is a much better plot device than Canadian Bacon's.
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On Fake Cigarettes Will Help You Meet Fake Friends
Social is the future. Embrace it. Like I did with my new line of social urinal cakes. Urine activated as a "check-in" and tells your friends on Twitter, Facebook and Four-Square where you are, how much you're releasing, and - perhaps most importantly - your BAC. If you're over the legal limit, a cab willbe called to take you home. Theres also a competition feature. Who can pee the most in one night! Beat your friends, or even the drunk stranger next to you. Check us out: I'mInYou'reIn.com
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On Cigarettes Officially Banned in Times Square, Central Park
Great. Liberal agenda taking away more personal freedoms. Next they're going to tell me I can't sell drugs outside the Elementary School anymore! I'm moving to Egypt.
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On In Sympathy With Candle Sniffers
This exists! I'm so ... fascinated. I should be watching Egypt coverage, but. I. Can't. Turn. Away!
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On Our Obese World
Less Rotherham, more Rothersprouts.