"And who writes this shit anyway?
It's a disservice to all cat-sized chinchillas!
Balk even ignores the bears these days
My chinchilla kingdom for Maria Bustillas..."
On Polly Asks: New York Magazine Wants Me to Write Ask Polly For Them. Should I Tell Them to Piss Off?
Mazel tov, Heather! You deserve it!
That said, I wish The Awl would stop with the nurturing.
My hope is that, for the sake of all that is just, you'll also run an interview with Green Metal's Black Prophet.
@KarenUhOh Ibsen was a riot. And, after a few drinks, Liv Ullmann?
I'd say dude needs to Shirterate...
I did some quasi-academic ghosting before "content" was a thing. It was humiliating in all the ways Ms. Westervelt describes. It's just some kind of fucked-up ironic that HuffPo will let you write for free under your own name all day long but if you wanna get paid "real" money you need to clandestinely animate some douche who's already pulling down millions for being a douche.
@Elon Green@twitter And so, after much deliberation, he's better than Abe Rosenthal?
Given the magnitude of the Judy Miller and Jayson Blair shitshows, how is it that Howell Raines appears *anywhere* on this list?
My God, Polly...you are the best.
On Bear Saved
Balk has ceded the bear beat? It is officially The End Times.