On Save the Date: The Holiday Awl Bawl, December 2nd
Any chance we can get Balk's Cock drunk and convince it to go-go dance on the bar?
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On Mexico Invades America
I'm fully prepared to give them back Texas. While we're at it, they can also have Arizona as far as I'm concerned. #ThereIFixedIt
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On Enormous Schmuck Quits Job
See you all next week for another exciting episode of "Shirley Jackson's THE LOTTERY."
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On The Tony Awards Live Chat Extravaganza
@turnabout Victor Garber: biggest *AyCarumba* on B'way.
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On The Tony Awards Live Chat Extravaganza
@Pop Socket Press performance of Patti in GYPSY.
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On You're Welcome, Benoit Denizet-Lewis
Wait -- is this Self-Identified Former Sex Addict Benoit Denizet-Louis being all judgey about assless chaps? Dude, that must've been some seriously shitty meth you had your hands on.
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On Scandals and Aftermaths
@Brian Calandra It's been part of the Breitbart minions' yapping for a while now...
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On Scandals and Aftermaths
If Andrea thinks those were "gross photos," she hasn't spent nearly enough time on the Interwebz. But she does get some credit because the word "whoremonger" is terribly underutilized in modern written English.
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On Are Animals Organizing Against Us? Definitely!
And by "the animals," of course, you mean cats.
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On Save the Date: The Holiday Awl Bawl, December 2nd
@Bobby Womack I can't speak for all of the commenter, but I, at least, am older than aged dirt.