It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lil.
@Bobby Womack I can't speak for all of the commenter, but I, at least, am older than aged dirt.
Any chance we can get Balk's Cock drunk and convince it to go-go dance on the bar?
I'm fully prepared to give them back Texas. While we're at it, they can also have Arizona as far as I'm concerned. #ThereIFixedIt
See you all next week for another exciting episode of "Shirley Jackson's THE LOTTERY."
@turnabout Victor Garber: biggest *AyCarumba* on B'way.
@Pop Socket Press performance of Patti in GYPSY.
Wait -- is this Self-Identified Former Sex Addict Benoit Denizet-Louis being all judgey about assless chaps? Dude, that must've been some seriously shitty meth you had your hands on.
@Brian Calandra It's been part of the Breitbart minions' yapping for a while now...
If Andrea thinks those were "gross photos," she hasn't spent nearly enough time on the Interwebz. But she does get some credit because the word "whoremonger" is terribly underutilized in modern written English.
And by "the animals," of course, you mean cats.