On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@hman Absolutely. (Also: Hi!)
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
It's all fun and games until you guys decide to start a dating site, I post my profile as a joke (or at least so I claimed!), I miss the edit/remove window, and then have to delete my commenter account in order to destroy the evidence. Let's do that!
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On The Skorpion Show On Beyonce's New Single 'Girls (Who Run The World)'
@David Cho I think that was Willow Smith
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On Mercury In Retrograde: Our Long Solar Nightmare Is Over
What a fucking relief.
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On Flicked Off: "The Road"
Just put the fucking baby on the fucking spit and heat it the fuck up, you pussy.
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On Do Not Pay Emergency Room Bills, Poors. This Is How.
Which is ironic now that I think about it because 9 times out of 10 it was lobsters that put 'em in the ER to begin with. Huh.
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On Do Not Pay Emergency Room Bills, Poors. This Is How.
Where I live people mostly pay with lobsters.
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On Public Apology: Dear Girl From California
Think of it this way: if you HAD finger-banged her, you'd probably be apologizing for that right now.
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On Web comix alright!
Did you poach Jimmy from Denton or did he come willingly?
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@mathnet I can't even begin to imagine, and now I feel like I should start asking people about their commenter name status before I take my pants off.