I'm currently in 163rd place, which given the fact that I know nothing of basketball and had never heard of several of the competing colleges, I say not bad for me.
'Slip Away' David Bowie. Although if you want to go earlier 'DJ' works quite well for capturing the splintered paranoia of New York in the late 1970's.
I think 'Miss You' would work; it's pretty New York-y and from the same album.
Falling asleep at a bar after being conned into paying for rounds of drinks is not isolated to recently freed slaves in the Deep South, I'll have you know.
Yawn city, Mr. Textbook.
I just had half an abortion. #masturbationjokes
I know how those bankers feel! Today I bought an Egg McMuffin, because, you know, I deserve to live a little.
How does one say 'La Vache qui Rit' in German?
Money Never Sleeps.
He could always die.