@sox A billionaire would certainly be the first person I would ask regarding the subject.
But kale has been delicious for decades.
I think the obvious answer is, clone yourself and then cook and eat your clones, just to see what it tastes like.
@BadUncle There will be plenty of jobs retiring renegade clones. How are you at origami?
I had some special bulbs I used for my plants when I was a farmer, too.
This is all well said except for the part about not liking getting drunk.
Other things on that list include Authentic Opium Dens, A Limp Handjob From A Work Acquaintance, Making Someone You Don't Like Drink From A Garden Hose.
@shostakobitch: Same here - though also prior to and during.
Sounds like someone is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore.
Spend a week with the DC metro and try to complain about MTA, I dare you.