On Terrible Region Between Herald and Time Squares Shut Down Due To Alleged Jumper
I'm not sure whether to be entertained or alarmed by @bbyrdi's apparent belief that his tweeted entreaty to "Don't do it!" would be received by the would-be suicide.
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On Rooster Tall
So we measured him and he was 26 inches, which didn't surprise us in the end.
Indeed.
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On Get Death Positive!
It is almost 3:00 and I am almost the only person still here at work so, yeah. I am so familiar with the realization of my own mortality that it is basically giving me a shoulder massage right now.
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On What Was Next For Kai
@deepomega : When you have a hatchet, every problem starts to look like a tree. In this case, possibly the Evil Dead tree.
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On Is There Anything About Silvio Berlusconi That Would Surprise You At This Point?
After that whole underage-call-girl thing, I guess Berlusconi was getting more assiduous about checking birth certificates.
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On Signifiers Of Coolness In The Early 21st Century
For some reason when I go to a restaurant and they have a kale salad on the menu, I automatically remember that kale is literally the cheapest green available at my local grocery.
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On It's Baby-Cloning Time!
@deepomega : Foodie clones believe that the original has more of an artisanal, free-range flavor.
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On Nerd Fracas Narrowly Avoided
@My Number Is My Address : At least the olds still have pegging, I guess.
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On Nerd Fracas Narrowly Avoided
@My Number Is My Address : So that nice online lady who asked me to "cyber" was just interested in youth-oriented activities!
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On Everyone Secretly Hates "Snow Fall"
@Bryan Keller : Good thing it never worked out. I mean, the Times publishes one high-profile piece like this, next thing you know it gets expanded into a best-selling book, which in turn gets optioned for a big-budget movie, and soon enough you're staring down the barrel of a GQ-published confession about the Times's out-of-control haute-couture shopping habits, accompanied by a retina-searing photo of Sulzberger Jr. modeling his Versace ostrich-skin codpiece.