@bbarr97 : I'll admit, I have learned something here.
Apparently "Todd K. Bolus" is someone's real name.
I mean, I am but a simple talking mongoose and have no right to bag on anyone's hilarious last name, but BOLUS. IT'S A NAME.
@Bob Jones@twitter : You beat me to it. He's like the final, flailing grace note to the entire symphony of failure.
@stinapag : Our work-provided "emergency kits" include, in total :
10 individually wrapped antibacterial wipes
2 chemical light sticks
1 pair latex gloves
1 juicebox-style container of water (expired)
So basically the emergency I'm prepared for is "spontaneous office rave".
@Zachtastic : "In tonight's performance, the roles of commentators #292,150 - #292,160 will all be played by the same person."
@2828696965@twitter : Please tell me more about the threats from which one must defend one'sself ... er, one's treasured hobby.
@Mike Hatley@facebook : Hey, you had me at "authoritarian hugbox."
... which phrase, of course, I need not Google, because there is no way it could be used as a stylistic mark of any sort of reprehensible commentary. Most certainly not.
@Mike Hatley@facebook : Well, you've convinced me.
@Michael J. Martin : Oh, just a harmless riff, no offense intended.
@Michael J. Martin :
Last year, in the spirit of responsible eating and oneness with the planet, I adopted a resolution to only eat what I kill.
So now I subsist primarily on :
The hopes and dreams of others.
Any sense of romance.
Two birds, but only with one stone (tougher than it seems!)
And occasionally, some fish.
@KarenUhOh : I'll settle for three bucks if they just remove his photo.