On Poems Are Selfies Your Mind Takes
@hershmire : ... quoth the commentator with the uncapitalized username.
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On Man House-proud
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On Come Visit South Australia, Where We Will Chop You Up And Turn You Into Sausage For Our Demonic Feast
@stuffisthings : Admittedly, "Dead End Drive-In" is basically my model for the best vacation ever.
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On Ludacris Lyric Cited To Indicate Difficulty Of Feline Socialization
As Ludacris says ...
Well, as I say : someone's acting like they forgot about Dre.
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On I Taught Jonah Lehrer Every Word He Knows About Love
Dude exercises the medial part of his frontalis muscle like he's up against Woody Allen in a Quizzical-Distress-Off.
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On Dismembering Denny
@antarctica starts here : If only because Waffle House will be the only thing open next hurricane.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
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On Job Open
@libmas : I'll see your BearBait and raise you an OtterFodder.
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On Job Open
@whizz_dumb : THE MACHINES DO NOT INDULGE YOUR HUMAN FASCINATION WITH HYPOTHETICALS.
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On Job Open
@IBentMyWookie : haha i also cant believe that no one has made a "My editor! My editor's so smart but I'm &c." comment, but m older sister made 4260$ hjust last week with free l@ptop and RIP cat *(or, IDK, a Cat) videoes. text me learn howw!
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On Happy Bourbon Day!
@Clarence Rosario : I was extraordinarily alarmed when I first heard about whiskey stones, but I calmed down when I realized that they're not something that whiskey forms in your kidneys.