On The Past Actually Is Past
@SidAndFinancy : God, I don't even fucking know anymore.
#IWASINTOZOMBIESBEFORETHEYWERECOOL
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On The Past Actually Is Past
@David : I wish to see writers less and less influenced by Human Tradition.
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On The Past Actually Is Past
@SidAndFinancy : My better-selling book will take your book and add trendy undead to it.
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On Man Dislikes Mayor
It looks like he also reads Newsday! I tip my hat to his mix of both hoity-toity and proletarian daily reading material!
Alternate take : "You can choke on just about anything, and the fact that some people are requesting to be reminded of this is appalling." I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS NEWSLETTER.
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On Are You Ready to Grill This Weekend? Don't Panic, We Got You
Oh fuck.
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On Man Scratches Record
You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons! Get us a channel to the ocean!
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On Gerhard Richter Is A Famous Painter Of Expensive Paintings
@Jeremy Mesiano-Crookston : Please, please get her started on women in the art world!
Alternate take : Please, please, please do not.
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On How Three People Survive Living In The Middle Of Nowhere
@melis : "I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit" is totally my go-to line.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
Queso fresco, mmmm yes.
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On Free To Be... Straight White Males
@Jeremy Mesiano-Crookston : I for one would like to request continued sarcasm, plus text.
Alternate take : I will also settle for straight-out insults, because seriously we're all on the Internet here.