On A Study in Contrasts

Jesus fucking Christ.

For the Mike Brown article, I propose a new headline : "Dead Teenager Acted Like Teenager, Seemed Pretty OK."

As for the Darren Wilson one, well, I think the Washington Post's profile had a more salient title.

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 12:30 pm 1

On "Sketch" Is a Lie

Allison, stop trying to make 'sketch' happen! It's not going to happen!

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 10:12 am 1

On Some Things I Will Miss About Brooklyn

Ah, man, I liked this a lot.

Posted on August 13, 2014 at 11:20 pm 1

On Let Slip the Tweets of War

@Niko Bellic : Fuck the War on Terror, but I would 100% support the War on Murderous Fucks.

Posted on August 8, 2014 at 12:03 pm 1

On Let Slip the Tweets of War

@ISIL Running late on the biggest day of my life, #SMH. Thanks a lot, @predator11351!! HAHA J/K see you guys at 22:47:05 (UTC +3:00)

- AGM-114 serial #1140878 (@flaminghockeysticks)

Posted on August 8, 2014 at 10:38 am 1

On "Two Men Talk Movies", by The New York Times

@John Herrman : Like a ball-peen hammer banging on a tin plate.

But seriously, your idea was great, let's do this for EVERYTHING.

Posted on August 7, 2014 at 3:43 pm 0

On "Two Men Talk Movies", by The New York Times

The following is composed of chronological excerpts from Thomas Friedman's latest column.

"6:02 a.m. on Saturday"

two French families,
everyone in their pajamas
Some new and significant things were revealed here.

Let’s start
with the fight.

“You will not outcrazy us out of this region.”
It was all ugly.
This is not Scandinavia.

And then there were the Hamas tunnels
and what they revealed.
What struck me most,
was the craftsmanship

More and more,
this is
a religious conflict.

The Times of Israel reported
The Lebanese writer Hanin Ghaddar noted
The Lebanese historian Keman Salibi once observed

This is


Posted on August 7, 2014 at 3:15 pm 0

On That Millennial Marketing Verve

As printed on those cans, the brand name appears to be "Vomma". That is all.

Posted on August 7, 2014 at 11:40 am 2

On Notes from a Crab Massacre

I would like to know more.

Posted on August 6, 2014 at 10:24 am 2

On This Week in Lines

@Subway Suicide@twitter : I just can't engage with it. There's nothing beyond "BLAH, IT BIG AND/OR SHINY". And I'm totally good with kitsch/bad taste in the big-and-shiny department (David LaChapelle, I'm looking at you, you lovable madman). With Koons, there's just air-displacement, like Anarcissie says up there.

Full caveat : I've had the experience of seeing stuff in catalogues, being supremely underwhelmed, and then seeing it in person and "getting" it (Dan Flavin absolutely did this for me). I've seen Koons's work in person. I still don't get anything from it.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 9:28 am 0