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On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@bbarr97 : I'll admit, I have learned something here.

Apparently "Todd K. Bolus" is someone's real name.

I mean, I am but a simple talking mongoose and have no right to bag on anyone's hilarious last name, but BOLUS. IT'S A NAME.

Posted on October 20, 2014 at 2:38 pm 1

On Modern Experience Rendered Accurately

@Bob Jones@twitter : You beat me to it. He's like the final, flailing grace note to the entire symphony of failure.

Posted on October 20, 2014 at 2:35 pm 0

On Your Ebola Halloween Costume: A User's Guide

@stinapag : Our work-provided "emergency kits" include, in total :
10 individually wrapped antibacterial wipes
2 chemical light sticks
1 pair latex gloves
1 juicebox-style container of water (expired)
1 whistle

So basically the emergency I'm prepared for is "spontaneous office rave".

Posted on October 20, 2014 at 2:12 pm 1

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Zachtastic : "In tonight's performance, the roles of commentators #292,150 - #292,160 will all be played by the same person."

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 5:02 pm 7

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@2828696965@twitter : Please tell me more about the threats from which one must defend one'sself ... er, one's treasured hobby.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:15 pm 0

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook : Hey, you had me at "authoritarian hugbox."

... which phrase, of course, I need not Google, because there is no way it could be used as a stylistic mark of any sort of reprehensible commentary. Most certainly not.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:08 pm 0

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook : Well, you've convinced me.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 2:54 pm 3

On Why My Baby Doesn't Eat Animals

@Michael J. Martin : Oh, just a harmless riff, no offense intended.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 10:24 am 0

On Why My Baby Doesn't Eat Animals

@Michael J. Martin :

Last year, in the spirit of responsible eating and oneness with the planet, I adopted a resolution to only eat what I kill.

So now I subsist primarily on :
The hopes and dreams of others.
Any sense of romance.
People's buzzes.
"The mood."
Two birds, but only with one stone (tougher than it seems!)
Time.
And occasionally, some fish.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 12:36 pm 4

On The "Times" Opinion Curse

@KarenUhOh : I'll settle for three bucks if they just remove his photo.

Posted on October 1, 2014 at 12:13 pm 2