@LondonLee : How Much Did I Like This? The Answer Will Reaffirm Your Faith in Explanations.
Scientists believe that a blow dry may affect your mindset far more than previously thought.
"Dry" is the wrong three-letter word here.
On Enjoy Your New Era Of Internet-Enabled Intimacy While It Lasts, Because The Psychos Are Going To Show Up Pretty Soon
Re. the alt-text : Wait, are you implying that circle jerks aren't intimate? Apparently, I've been living a lie.
Alternate take : Apparently, I have the worst therapist.
I was not previously aware that urine contains fluoride. Huh.
@KarenUhOh : YESSS these are the anecdotes for which comments were invented.
@BadUncle : All of my critical responses have been posted because I'm just inherently a bad person.
Except the half-ass copy-editing, of course. That's because I'm a fastidious bad person.
@BadUncle : YOURE JUST A GUN HATING LIBRUL
Alternate take : (cat gif)
@barnhouse : Admittedly, I only read posts that already have comments on them. It's kind of a low-hanging-fruit deal, I dunno.
Please don't make me get a Gawker account just to satiate my urge to comment.
@Clarence Rosario : An entire catalogue, you say? Dedicated solely not to dry goods, or to sundries, but instead to -- thoughts, those most ephemeral of commodities? What a delightfully peculiar notion! And perhaps that peculiar notion itself, being a thought ... is also contained within your catalogue of thoughts! Oh, how merry indeed that would be!