but you left out the most important thing we need to know: DO THEY HAVE A PARODY TWITTER ACCOUNT YET?
This is where I work. Glamorous? Hell no. But I can get to everything I need in a three-block radius.
Dang, I was hoping this would be the "How the hell did The New Girl get so many Emmy nominations when it's such crap?" discussion.
It's just a tall party sub. Maybe people on Knifecrime Island have never seen one? The fact that it's a UK site might also explain the beets.
One would think a guy with the name Dan Hunt would be nicer to folks who just read an article illustrating the art of the awful pun.
I actually did a feng shui "exorcism" in my staff's work area once after a very negative event happened there. Sounds silly but it did seem to clear the air.
Well duh. It's a little hard to have sex during a boring meeting.
1. Yes. As for the rest, the order doesn't matter so much.
DAMN YOU, BALK!!! Even with the warning, I gasped. And without the expected "authorities have taken him to a clinic, bandaged his wounds, and gave him a lolly," it is a really sucky story.
This was beautiful, especially the very end with the shift in meaning of the word "home." thank you for this!