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On Sandwich Meaty

It's just a tall party sub. Maybe people on Knifecrime Island have never seen one? The fact that it's a UK site might also explain the beets.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm 0

On Surprise! Copy Editors Are Destroying America's Newspapers (with PUNS)

One would think a guy with the name Dan Hunt would be nicer to folks who just read an article illustrating the art of the awful pun.

Posted on April 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm 0

On The DIY Office Exorcism

I actually did a feng shui "exorcism" in my staff's work area once after a very negative event happened there. Sounds silly but it did seem to clear the air.

Posted on March 13, 2012 at 7:28 am 0

On You Are Powerless Over Your Twitter Addiction

Well duh. It's a little hard to have sex during a boring meeting.

Posted on February 3, 2012 at 9:31 am 0

On Twenty Songs Called "Crazy," In Order

1. Yes. As for the rest, the order doesn't matter so much.

Posted on January 31, 2012 at 3:10 pm 1

On Sad News, Bear

DAMN YOU, BALK!!! Even with the warning, I gasped. And without the expected "authorities have taken him to a clinic, bandaged his wounds, and gave him a lolly," it is a really sucky story.

Posted on January 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm 0

On Home For The Holidays

This was beautiful, especially the very end with the shift in meaning of the word "home." thank you for this!

Posted on December 22, 2011 at 5:04 pm 1

On Wham!'s "Last Christmas" Is the Most Horrible Holiday Song Ever Made

Worst Christmas Song Ever: Christmas Shoes. "Last Christmas" and "Wonderful Christmastime" aren't even close to Christmas Shoes.

Posted on December 21, 2011 at 11:43 am 0

On This Thanksgiving, Remember You Will Die

On Thanksgiving Day I'm mostly grateful for alcohol.

Posted on November 22, 2011 at 3:20 pm 0

On Ignorance Is Personal

"assholeness"? Nah. "Assholitry," "assholitis," or even "asshattery."

Posted on November 9, 2011 at 11:40 am 0