On Self Affirmed

So he has Greenwald Fatigue too?

Posted on September 25, 2014 at 2:28 pm 0

On Man Struck By Bike

We are all assholes, everyone of us.

Posted on September 24, 2014 at 2:37 pm 3

On Tonight, New York City Crowns Its Best New App! But Will It Be the Racist One?

And the award goes to: the new U2 album.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 11:26 am 0

On A Complete Guide to Today's Apple Event

Some serious ginger going on here.

Posted on September 9, 2014 at 10:52 am 1

On Welcome to San Williamsisco

$1760 for a studio in Crown Heights? There are studios in the West Village for less than that.

Posted on June 16, 2014 at 11:02 am 0

On How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

I think the real problem here is people are having children in New York. Can we address it from that angle?

Posted on June 10, 2014 at 11:26 am 4

On New Subway Line to Connect Brooklyn and Some Other Borough

@My Number Is My Address Just pee on the platform. That's probably what Gabriel Roth's daughter would do.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 3:52 pm 1

On How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

Isn't Bananas Gorilla the guy that murdered his roommate and injected him with Drano?

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 1:36 pm 2

On What to Say to a Man in a Short-Suit

@Gef the Talking Mongoose But do the new editors know how to cook a fucking steak?

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 3:49 pm 1

On A Glass Half-Full of Billions of Dollars

Coke acquires Pepsi. Walmart buys Target. Newscorp merges with Turner. YaGoogle. McDonald's + Yum! + whatever and cetera.

Didn't we at some point have some sort of laws related to this?

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 10:14 am 0