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On The 50 States, In Order

They probably thought it was suspicious you managed to get your car off the island of Rhode in the first place.

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 7:22 pm 0

On The 50 States, In Order

I didn't even notice your typo! Due to all the delicious wine and coffee and local microbrews I've been drinking.

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 7:06 pm 0

On The 50 States, In Order

Compared to the rest of the country, the Pacific NW is fairly underpopulated. So our gangs of roving white people are on the small side. Does that help?

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm 0

On The 50 States, In Order

Things that are wrong with this list:
1. Florida should be much lower on this list, nestled in somewhere around Mississippi.
2. There is nothing wrong with Idaho, unlike so many other states. There are no people in Idaho, so you must judge it by its natural scenery, which is stunning, and the commodities it produces. Do you have something against potatoes?
3. Oregon's ranking is an egregious error, as has been mentioned in several other comments.
4. All of Michigan and parts of Pennsylvania are highly unpleasant rusted-out, post-apocalyptic hellscapes.
5. Kansas? A middling state? Have you forgotten the Westboro Baptist Church? The tolls on the interstate? The aborted fetus billboards?

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 6:51 pm 0