By LondonLee on Why Is Woman So Disliked?
So we don't hate Gwyneth Paltrow anymore?
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By bshep on Ask Polly: How Do I Stop Panicking And Crying Over The Slightest Criticism?
This would all be so much easier if instead of reassuring LW#2 that she isn't old, we lived in a world where we could reassure her that it's ok to be female and middle aged or old. No issues whatsoever with anything anyone's saying, I just think that if she felt less horrified by the thought of taking an art class with, say, ME, she'd feel better about the whole aging thing in general (whether single or not).
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By cherrispryte on It May Not Be Evil But Quinoa Does Pretty Much Suck
Ooh, while you're there, turn the oven on for pizza, will you?
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By Michael Schiavo on What Would Jack Kerouac Be Doing If Here Were Alive Now?
It's true. A shame he died before photography, let alone "moving pictures" came into existence.
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By C_Webb on Lena Dunham, Adele, Lady Gaga, Amy Adams All Very Ugly, Says "Esquire"
@hershmire I like that almost as much as "homeschool hair."
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By jfruh on The Coming Coffee Apocalypse
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
*Assistant Art Director, Shutterstock, 2009-present
**Duties include: Making sure each stock photo contains the precisely correct amount of cleavage
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By saythatscool on The Smashing Pumpkins, 1991-2000, In Order
@IBentMyWookie The act of ranking all of Smashing Pumpkins' drivel was also recently identified as "too gay for Britain" by the Telegraph.
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By ContainsHotLiquid on The Smashing Pumpkins, 1991-2000, In Order
Truly a labor of the damned.
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By wallsdonotfall on Being James Bond Also Makes You Get Really Old, Very Quickly!
No alternative explanation for the rest of them, but isn't Craig's haggardness a result of his 0.5% body fat? Dude was never exactly baby-cheeked, even ten years ago. (But the hat that makes him look like Eminem's dad isn't helping.)
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By Clarence Rosario on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
The best part is when MSNBC reporters were told to lie on the ground. The police are now just fucking with the media.