I think they're actually swim goggles, which pushes the whole image way over into Extremely Specific Fetish Image Which Possibly Shutterstock Did Not Even Ask Of Photographer.
Which would be the only possible explanation for that haircut, so let's roll with it.
On Job Open
"Comment Section Hall Monitor" = working title for next Vampire Weekend release.
Maybe "DaddyBlogger" is actually a superhero who has the ability to remove women's clothing and have sex with them WITH HIS MIND?
Or more likely this is another "where is that 'shut up, Brooklyn' tag?" post.
Clearly they made no post-attack plan, or at least nothing beyond "retreat to the suburbs."
I appreciate you so much for mentioning this particular fuckery. The part of my spine that this article caused to bend has just straighted out again.
Expensive shoes (so one's back and knees stop hurting) and dental care (so as to keep one's teeth) are pretty much the defining obsessions of middle age. But cheap sneakers and Jolly Ranchers are severely overrated anyway.
Anyone who isn't directly involved in law enforcement but feels the need to carry a concealed gun can really only be politely described as a 'nut' and whining about it hardly makes a guy look more reasonable.
This show is astonishingly close to perfect, really. I laugh and/or tear up every episode.
I think people won't watch because it's about a woman in her 40s who isn't The Mom or The Wife, and the show's concerns are far larger than "Will Amy find a man?"
@My Number Is My Address
I know! I prefer to save my violent expressions of dislike for people who are actually up to no good, like my neighbors who leave their garbage in the hallway or Courtney Love.