There are also the "What did he/she say?" couples. One of them is deaf as a post and the other one stage whispers every other line of the film into the deaf one's skull.
"Coming soon to a theater near you: SATIS...All they wanted was a self-cleaning bathroom...but THEY GOT A NIGHTMARE."
Jesus Christ, I thought poor Lily Bart killed herself, but apparently she time-traveled to the 21st century, dragging the fears of an early 20th century, unemancipated, unskilled, unmarried woman with her.
So all of the places where it is not possible to live without longing for death on a regular basis have cheap cigarettes.
Because this special sort of jackass believes his opinions are, in fact, facts. He probably also describes himself as "babysitting" if his wife ever leaves him alone with their children.
I think they're actually swim goggles, which pushes the whole image way over into Extremely Specific Fetish Image Which Possibly Shutterstock Did Not Even Ask Of Photographer.
Which would be the only possible explanation for that haircut, so let's roll with it.
On Job Open
"Comment Section Hall Monitor" = working title for next Vampire Weekend release.
Maybe "DaddyBlogger" is actually a superhero who has the ability to remove women's clothing and have sex with them WITH HIS MIND?
Or more likely this is another "where is that 'shut up, Brooklyn' tag?" post.
Clearly they made no post-attack plan, or at least nothing beyond "retreat to the suburbs."