On The Five Worst Kinds of Co-Workers
@jolie
I appreciate you so much for mentioning this particular fuckery. The part of my spine that this article caused to bend has just straighted out again.
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On My Dark Night Of The Sole
Expensive shoes (so one's back and knees stop hurting) and dental care (so as to keep one's teeth) are pretty much the defining obsessions of middle age. But cheap sneakers and Jolly Ranchers are severely overrated anyway.
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On The Plight Of The Sexy Gun-Owning Gun Guy
Anyone who isn't directly involved in law enforcement but feels the need to carry a concealed gun can really only be politely described as a 'nut' and whining about it hardly makes a guy look more reasonable.
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On Why We Need "Enlightened"
This show is astonishingly close to perfect, really. I laugh and/or tear up every episode.
I think people won't watch because it's about a woman in her 40s who isn't The Mom or The Wife, and the show's concerns are far larger than "Will Amy find a man?"
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On Why Is Woman So Disliked?
@My Number Is My Address
I know! I prefer to save my violent expressions of dislike for people who are actually up to no good, like my neighbors who leave their garbage in the hallway or Courtney Love.
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On 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All
Thank you both for providing a link I can send to people who ask me "what do you meeeean you don't watch the Oscars and hardly ever see most of the nominated movies until years after they come out?"
CRASH. CRASH did that.
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On Not Gonna Lie, I Had To Google Loïc Prigent
@Captain Bringdown
But it's usually less expensive than having a t-shirt made that reads "I am uncomfortable with aging and insecure about my hairline."
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On Voter Fraud: The Terrible Truth
"Woman goes back in time to expose and correct mid-century voter fraud" was the original main plot of PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED, but it was revised to simply, "should she really have married that guy played by Nicholas Cage?"
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On Rick Perry Very Certain Nobody Can Do Business In California
He thinks moving jobs from one state to another is "job creation" so he very well might also think that marriage equality causes taxes and regulation. Just because.
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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@jfruh
Clearly they made no post-attack plan, or at least nothing beyond "retreat to the suburbs."